Blair.Who? What? When? Where? Why?
Chuck. We were up late plotting against Georgina. We must have dozed off.
Blair. And you were on the floor.
Chuck. Didn't want to hurt my back.
Blair. Why? It's not like you ever do anything athletic.
Chuck. Well, that's not entirely true, now is it?
Blair. Fine. Nothing that requires you removing your scarf.
Chuck. That was one time, it was chilly.
Blair. Enough about the past. Before you landed in my bed, we actually landed on a good idea.
Chuck. Well, I trust you can take it from here. I have a best man speech to write, and no time to write it.
Blair. Don't worry. I can be bitch enough for both of us.
Chuck. I still got the scars on my back to prove it. You know, they say if you love something, you should set it free...
Blair. Ugh. They say when you hate something, you should slam the door in its face.
Chuck. I love it when you talk dirty, Blair...
Chuck. We were up late plotting against Georgina. We must have dozed off.
Blair. And you were on the floor.
Chuck. Didn't want to hurt my back.
Blair. Why? It's not like you ever do anything athletic.
Chuck. Well, that's not entirely true, now is it?
Blair. Fine. Nothing that requires you removing your scarf.
Chuck. That was one time, it was chilly.
Blair. Enough about the past. Before you landed in my bed, we actually landed on a good idea.
Chuck. Well, I trust you can take it from here. I have a best man speech to write, and no time to write it.
Blair. Don't worry. I can be bitch enough for both of us.
Chuck. I still got the scars on my back to prove it. You know, they say if you love something, you should set it free...
Blair. Ugh. They say when you hate something, you should slam the door in its face.
Chuck. I love it when you talk dirty, Blair...